brother: taylor swift is here at the needtobreathe concert. i can see her face!
me: wow that’s super cool! you should introduce yourself. maybe she will date you after jake gyllenhaal dumps her.
brother: i should have worn my spandex! what was i thinking!!!!???? lol i would not want to date her.
me: hahahahahahaha! i wouldn’t date her either.
brother: it’s good to hear you say that. i love you.